my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Patrick Stump + blue.
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
And certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing.
a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong
I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing.
fucking insane. mad respect
what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.
Now let’s see you draw the other eye.
I stared at this for two minutes my mouth wide open
And now, the most useless measurement system imaginable.